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Hi and welcome!
We are your basic fundamental church with a few minor exceptions. We drink, swear, fight, and worship just like any other church except we don't accept donations, we demand them. Much like the Catholics and the modern day Mormons We insist that you give us money! Hey lets face it we all want to be loved. and rich.
This will help you in your Journey through the spiritual world. |
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Click the links below for salvation!
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 We
know you've sinned and we are here to say its Ok. we all have. you don't
need to give us shallow promises to feel accepted! are you just a
generally not nice person?
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Let me be the first to welcome you to the official website of Church of I will be damned. You may have questions concerning our name, our purpose our specific philosophic views and how the church can be of help to you!within our mission statement you will find reasons to continue the relationship with our church and build a wonderful future or you may perhaps go running back Tail between legs possibly peeing to the more traditional churches of the masses. Either way, kicking and screaming may be involved. |
please..check out our myspace page. myspace/thechurch.com |
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We know you've been bad. there is
a little st. Augustine in us all. we'll let you off the hook. we will
make you good just not right now!